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Note in a Bottle
Sam came running when he heard the
can opener. He rubbed against Warren's legs, looking up expectantly. Warren
dumped the can of tuna-flavored cat food into Sam's dish and set it on
the floor by the water bowl.
"There you go," he said, stroking
Sam gently. He was glad to have someone to talk to. If Sam had not been
there, Warren would have talked to himself. Which didn't bother him.
Sometimes, a person just has to
vocalize, he told himself, whether or not somebody’s there to hear it.
He picked up the fast food bag and
Coke he'd set on the counter a few minutes earlier. He meandered into the
sparsely furnished living room and sat down on the threadbare recliner.
He set the bag on the scarred end table and picked up the remote. It was
time for the local news.
He ate his burger and fries while
he watched.
Nothing interesting. Just the same
stories as yesterday, he thought. Robberies, murders, and rapes, with only
the details, like names and locations, different.
After he finished eating, he wadded
up the fast food wrappers and threw them away. He washed the grease off
his hands and picked up the small stack of mail he'd brought in from the
mailbox. He stood by the trash can so he could throw away the circulars
and other mail addressed to "Occupant."
A tingle ran down his spine.
It was small, white and nondescript.
Except for the return address. London, UK. He tried to quell his rising
excitement that made his hands tremble as he looked it over, front and
back. He didn't know anyone in the UK. And this was definitely a personal
letter, the address written by hand. Surely it was in answer to the note
in one of his bottles.
"Just think of the possibilities,
Sam," he said. "What if it's from someone who'd like an American pen pal?"
Yes, having a pen pal would be great.
Even if it was someone so far away. A friend. Or, maybe, more than a friend.
The bottles hadn't been his idea.
The fellows at work had teased him into doing it. Leroy told them about
a newspaper story he'd read about a couple who'd met because one of them
put a note in a bottle, threw it into the ocean and the other found it.
“How wonderful!” Warren said before
he realized his mistake.
"Nah, nobody's gonna take the trouble
to write. Ten dollars to a donut hole it wouldn't even be found," said
Chester. "I don't believe that story. Gotta be made up."
Warren said, quietly, "I believe
it."
There were four empty plastic Coke
bottles sitting on the lunch table.
"Hey, looky here. We got us some
bottles. Warren, why don't you throw ‘em in the bay and we'll see if you're
right?" Lenny chimed in.
So they goaded him into putting
a note with his name and address into each of the empty bottles. When they
returned to work on the dock, he threw them into the water. Warren made
a silent wish as each bottle left his hand, wishing that it might bring
him a special someone, just like the couple in the news story.
Finally, he couldn't wait any longer,
savoring the possibilities of who had gotten one of his bottles. If, that
is, this was in answer to one of his notes. But it had to be, he argued
with himself. He carefully peeled the flap open and took out the single
sheet of paper.
It said: "I found your bottle on
Bigbury-on-Sea Beach while on holiday, taking a walk, trying to enjoy the
beauties of nature. I don’t know why you thought you must throw a bottle
in the ocean, but I can tell you that what you actually did was litter
my beach and spoil my walk. Why do you Americans think you can just go,
willy nilly, making messes someone else will have to clean up?" It was
signed, "Neville Higginbotham."
"What?" He stared at the paper.
Then he put it down. He'd had such high hopes...
"Oh, well," he said, and went to
the living room to watch television, as he did every evening.
The next morning, he took the letter
with him when he went to work. He wanted to show the fellows that he'd
been right, that someone did get one of the bottles. But he decided not
to let them know how disappointed he was at the response he received. That
afternoon after work, he went with the fellows for their daily beer at
a nearby tavern. While they were having their first beer, he pulled the
letter out of his jacket pocket.
"I got an answer to the note in
one of the bottles," he said, holding up the envelope.
Leroy, who was sitting beside him,
grabbed it and pulled the letter out of the envelope. He read it out loud.
The fellows all whooped and laughed. Leroy read it again, louder, in a
prissy voice.
"But I was right," Warren said.
"Somebody found it."
"Excuse me," a woman said. "I couldn't
help overhearing."
They all looked around at the mousy,
middle-aged woman who'd spoken.
"My name is Mabel Jones and I'm
a freelance writer, and, well, I was wondering if I could ask a few questions?
From what I heard, I think this might make a good human interest story."
They shuffled around to make room
for her, and Chester grabbed a chair from a nearby table.
She took a seat and pulled a small
tablet and pen from her purse. "Ok, would you tell me the whole story,
all that happened?"
Leroy cleared his throat. "Ok. It's
like this. I read in the paper about some people meeting because one of
them threw a bottle with a note in it into the ocean. Warren here," he
gestured toward Warren with his thumb, "made up notes and put ‘em in bottles
and threw ‘em in the water. And he got a letter from somebody that found
one of ‘em--" He was interrupted by laughter, which he joined.
She turned her attention to Warren.
"Would you mind telling me more about it?"
"I wouldn't mind," Warren said.
"Yeah, he wouldn't mind at all,"
Chester said, winking at Leroy. The fellows all laughed.
* * *
Mabel looked around the table, and,
judging that a private interview would be more productive, asked Warren,
"Would you mind joining me at my table? This won't take long."
Warren blushed, grinned sheepishly
and rose from his chair, accompanying Mabel to her nearby table.
When she'd asked all the questions
she could think of, she thought she'd better bring the interview to a close.
But she hated to do that. She had enjoyed talking to this big, gentle man
and hated for this time to end. All that was waiting for her in her third
floor apartment was Felix, her cat. And loneliness.
* * *
Warren took a deep breath and mustered
the courage to ask, "You had any supper yet?"
"No, not yet," Mabel replied.
"How about a bite to eat at the
diner down the street?"
"That'd be nice," she said, glad
that she wouldn't have to go home, alone again, just now.
Warren grinned. He didn't know if
this could be considered a date, but, here he was, going to eat supper
with someone else, not alone. Maybe the note in the bottle had brought
him someone after all. |